Famous Five opening theme

Love love love love love the night vision goggles. They are fantastic in the field, obviously, but what I really like to do is put them on and sneak into Woodhouse’s room while he’s asleep. Then I just sit by his bed and wait (but never for very long because, since he’s a thousand years old, he gets up about fifty times a night to pee). Then he wakes up to see these glowing green orbs staring at him, which literally scares the piss out of him. When he asks me what I’m doing, I say: ‘Everything is fine. Go back to sleep, Woodhouse. Everything is fine.’

“Night Vision Goggles,” from Gadgets in How to Archer by Sterling Archer (via leighway)

Divorce me, untie, or break that knot again,
Take me to you, imprison me, for I,
Except you enthrall me, never shall be free,
Nor ever chaste, except you ravish me.

John Donne, from “Holy Sonnet XIV” (via luxehours)

#sexy praying #it’s a thing

(via rosalie-mae)

(via rosalie-mae)

aflightybroad:

M83 Don’t Save us From the Flames (by stret456)

i love this video forever. m83 rules. their name is because of space. what a sad + lovely song.

  • Ulli: Can I ask you a serious question? If it came to saving me from dying but just like, a quick easy death, like a pill, or chopping Remus up with a bread knife, what would you do?
  • Mik: What's wrong with you?
  • Ulli: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING IMMEDIATELY?

(via oncherrylane)

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Title: bali song Artist: ALECKSU 100 plays

aflightybroad:

knowing that a balisong is a butterfly knife, this song suddenly makes 10x more sense

such a good song though, can’t wait until the solo album comes out.

chex emailed me this information at work and I actually gasped out loud